The
Bay Adelaide Centre in Toronto, Ontario is
currently under construction — but in an effort to alleviate public
concern, building honchos posted a sign telling the locals,
“Construction set to finish faster than a Kim Kardashian marriage.”
We’re told the sign was created by legendary comedy group Second City … and is part of an ongoing series of jokey boards that will be used until the project is complete.
For the record, the construction WON’T be completed fasted than a Kim K
marriage — ’cause her union with Kris Humphries was over in 72 days …
and the project won’t end until 2015.